The Caribou Gone political party has started to become a major player in the restaurant business. They have begun to take control of all the restaurants in our country in order to control and manipulate. The Caribou Gone party has gone too far.(As seen in the picture below.) Do NOT approach one of their buildings, as they will try to use you to gain popularity amongst instagramers, hipsters, and white girls alike. Did I mention none other than Hitler is at the door always waiting, always watching? Or the fact that there is no way of putting out any "accidental fires" in the building? Are these just Coincidences? I think not!
Don't you want justice? Come join us. Justice is out there. Quoth the Raven. Nevermore.
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