Saturday, April 12, 2014

Revolution is in the Air

H3ll0 PCD. H3ll0 W0rld. H3ll0 Kitty.

After years of the Caribou Gone supporting the murder of young kittens at the hands of giant cleavers and sporks the Raven Corporation is coming in to stop these horrible crimes against humanity. We, the Raven Corporation, are tired of idly standing by, as those pompous, arrogant, feudalists have been killing cats like the one pictured above. Arn't you tired of them killing cats? Don't you want justice? Come join us. Justice is out there. Quoth the Raven. Nevermore.

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